Part IV: Seattle
Tour Seattle…
…from wherever!!!
You said it, big sign!!! Seattle, IS AMAZING!!!
Some people call Seattle "Portland's Living Room"!!!
Chris!!! No, wait, don't!!!
That was a close one, Chris!!! Your blind ass woulda got blown to hell if you hadn't been feeling along all the walls wherever you go!!!
IKEA is tiny!!!
OMFG WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE MIDGETS!!!
This traffic sign told Chris to PENIS!!! SO HE DID!!!
Come on, Chris!!! I promise this is the last dirty alley couch I will ask you to sit in!!!
If only homeless people could read!!!
Whoever lives here is REALLY GOOD at A LOT of things!!!
650 cubic yards of WHO CARE?!?!
That's crazy!!! I could swear there was this one coffee shop in Portland with the EXACT SAME NAME!!!