Part VIII: San Francisco Tour Mini™ …so cute!!!
Tour San Fran…
…and pay no bridge tolls!!!

OK, this photo doesn't really speak on its own, but this guy was NUTS!!! Can't you tell?!?! I guess you just had to be there...

Riser??? But I hardly know her!!!

NO USING THE FORCE TO PICK UP TRASH!!!

Californians love their governor!!!

But Chris loves BEER!!!

...and shots!!! WOOOOOOO!!!

It's the goddess Aphrobeardy, and he's pregnant with booze for all the good little boys and girls!!! Oh how I can't wait to suckle!!!

Come back to San Fran when you get a new car, LOSER!!!