Part I: Portland – The East Side Industrial District
Tour portland…
…without even leaving your house!!!
Let Chris be your guide to fun and intrigue!!!
They don't call East Portland "Portland's Living Room" for nothing!!! Actually, they might not even call it that at all!!!
Drunk Feces Save Your Soul. SO TRUE!!!
Runaway train, never goin' back!!!
A forklift, a telephone pole, a refrigerator, and Chris all in the same photo?!?! Is it my lucky day or what?!?!
GEE WILLIKERS!!!
Look at this hole!!!
Chris loves wood too!!!
We all scream for Chris!!!
Homeless Bananas in Pajamas!!!
We stumbled upon a valuable cache of empty bottles!!!
On top of the world!!!
Concrete walls can be so wise sometimes!!!
Chris is a Chris!!! He's not a Don!!! Get it?!?!
Just throw yer hands in the air!!! And wave em' like ya just don't care!!!
You're a service bell, Chris!!! HAHA!!!
No, Chris!!! Don't eat the skid row cherry!!!
OMFG SPRINKLER!!!
Fuck the Revaloion!!!
HOLY CRAP I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU UPDATED THE WEBSITE. I thought Sweet Awesome Tours was dead, but now it isnt? SWEET AWESOME!
*I love the first Portland tour. It’s what first got me to like this site*
Oh, and come stop by central Pennsylvania sometime! I gotta see Chris posing next to an Amish man or something!