Part VII: New York, New York
Tour New York…
…and something something…
Your tour guide will be: This fuckin' guy right here!!!
Chris, when you asked if I wanna bone in the subway, this isn't what I thought you meant!!!
Um... who doesn't love sweatshop labor?!?!
I WISH I HAD TEN HANDS AND SIX MOUTHS!!!
Chris, remember when you didn't have lice?
OMG PINK FLESH IS MY FAVORITE!!!
For all your wanking needs!!!
Sorry for the shortness of this tour, but New York City isn’t really as big as it’s portrayed in the movies.
LOL I never knew New York was that small. XD thanks for letting me know and doing this tour; now I can save money and not have to go!