Part V: V is for Vegas!!! (and five)
Tour Las Vegas…
…without having to carry around a bucket of nickels!!!
It's exotic... it's uninhibited... it's fun... it's CHRIS!!! And you better get ready for the only tour Vegas will ever need EVER AGAIN!!!
We were welcomed warmly to Vegas with hugs that hurt!!!
FCUK YOU, WE'RE TOURING!!!
Vegasonians... no... Vegasese... no... Veg... Vegas people must be extremely happy with themselves!!!
WELCOME TO THE COOL ZONE, BITCHES!!!
Vegas knows there is NOTHING HOTTER THAN JUDGE PORN!!!
We were up five hundy by midnight!!! The slots couldn't even keep up with us!!!
Vegas is home to the world's largest and ugliest sex toy!!!
Most people don't know that Vegas is home to a race of giants!!! Chris, let's get out of this wind before WE get impaled by a toothbrush!!!
OH CRAP IT'S A SMILE-OFF!!!
FCUK THIS PLACE, CHRIS!!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!