Part VI: The Electronic Entertainment Exposition Expedition
Tour E3…
…without leaving your mom’s basement!!!
Fingerless gloves, tight pants, and no shirt?!?! This must be the place!!!
Top of the wor--- shit, wait...
Chris, I think Enzyme is that drug everyone thinks you're on!!!
Welcome to the land of the flying dong pillows!!!
It's about time they made the Game Boy smaller, I mean CHRIST!!!
YES I AGREE, GAMES ON WE!!!
We spent most of our time at the booth with the free nuts!!!
Kick ass!!! FREE SIEMENS!!!
THERE's NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN BE AS XTREME AS US!!!
Our favorite ride was the Windows 95 screensaver!!!
Celebrity poker?!?! But I hardly know her!!!
Los Angeles is not kind to snowmen!!!
Candid shot!!!
This dude with the crazy bush tried to touch Chris, so I zapped him with the SUPER STONIFICATOR +2 AGAINST COSPLAYERS!!!
There are no more dick jokes on this tour!!!
WAIT!!! We're here with the yellow dude!!!
YEAH, BITCHES!!!