Part X: Carnivale!!!
It’s Portland’s Rose Festival tour…
…because roses are red, and rednecks love carnivals!!!
Arr, Chris!!! Ye be just the right height!!!
I LIKE TO MAKE THE COMPUTER PHOTO!!!
Hey Chris!!! Last night I went to your mom's Fun Zone!!! And it was only two tickets!!!
If you think I'm some lame asshole who's going to make a car insurance joke, I have some good news!!!
Question one: If a train leaves Chicago going east at 85 miles per hour...
It's Grimace's less famous cousin, O-Face!!!
When coming up with a slogan, you can never be too safe...
...or you can just not even try at all!!!
Clockwise from the left: Chris, Wilford Brimley
We ran into our sister company, Groovy Mellow Tours!!!
All the baby mommas in the house, throw ya thumbz in tha air!!!
Little-known fact: The pear is the state fruit of Oregon!!! Littler-known fact: Tying a string to a pear's junk and pulling on it makes the pear laugh like a mental patient!!!
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YAY CHRIS WE GET TO GO TO THE FUTURE!!! I wonder what the year 2000 will be like!!!
It's a bear affair, a bear affair, OOOH YEAH, It's a bear affair, a bear affair, EVERYBODY!!!